Godzilla (2014) vs Zilla Junior
Godzilla (2014) vs Zilla Jr.
“The King of the Monsters had several incarnations. In most of them it is a force of nature that you shouldn’t mess with, in others it is the savior of Earth on purpose and in other it is the collection of souls of the Japanese people that died during WWII”. Palutena narrated on an epic tone.
“This time, the two American incarnations of Godzilla will fight to the death, to determinate which is the worthy successor of the original Godzilla!. Who will win, Fatzilla or G.I.N.O Jr.?”. Pit spoke on an epic tone.
“Godzilla from the 2014 movie, nicknamed Fatzilla by the fans”. Palutena joked.
“And Zilla Jr from the cartoons that were the sequel of the 1998 movie, nicknamed G.I.N.O Jr. Godzilla, In, Name, Only, Junior”. Pit joked.
“Pit and Palutena are on the house. And it is our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who will win a Death Battle!”. Palutena said on excitement.
Bane vs The Joker
Bane vs The Joker.
“Batman as a lot of villains, no matter how silly some may look, they are sometimes the most dangerous of the bunch”. Pit spoke on a funny tone.
“Two villains really give Batman a hard time on his job, one literally broke him and the other one always tries to play with his mind”. Palutena said on a funny tone.
“Bane, The Man Who Broke The Bat!”. Pit yelled in excitement.
“And The Joker, The Clown Prince of Crime!”. Palutena said on excitement.
“Palutena and Pit are on the house. And it is our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who will win a Death Battle!”. Pit said while filled with joy.
“The fighters won’t receive outside help, but they will have their basic set of weapons”. Palutena added.
Name: Bane, The Man Who Broke The Bat.
Age: Unknown, like at his late 30’s or more.
Height: 2,03 meters tall.
Weight: 159 kilograms.
Ganondorf vs Grima
Ganondorf vs Grima
"Public Service Announcement: No waifus or husbandos were harmed while doing this fight...". Pit said on a funny tone.
"But we can guarantee that this fight will have a lot of destruction... well, this fight will include two villains". Palutena spoke on a serious tone.
"One of them is the creepy middle age Gerudo with a lot of ambition and irrational hatred, hide your kings and princesses, because Ganondorf the dark lord is on business!". Pit said on a creepy tone.
"And the other one is the gigantic ugly dragon that will burn your land, hide your kids and your husbands and wives, because Grima the Fell Dragon is gonna take their lives!". Paluena joked.
"Pit and Palutena are on the house, and is our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who will win a Death Battle!". Pit yelled in excitement.
Name: Ganondorf, Ganon
Species: Gerudo, Humanized Boar in the Fallen Hero Timeline
Height: 2.28 meters tall in his human form, unknown (around
Ness vs Shulk
Pit and Palutena took control of the show!. Now, they will do this fight, because the fighters appeared in Smash 4.
"So, looks like we have our chance to shine!. Well, both character come from RPG games, and these two are very overpowered... I mean one can use his mind to attack and the other guy has a sword that warps reality". Pit yelled to the sky.
"Yes, yes. Also a Let's Player named chugaaconroy played both games too, and both characters are in Super Bash Sisters". Palutena joked.
"Hmm... I think it is Super Smash Bros, there are only 12 female characters. You, Female crazy Villager, Female Robin, Female Wi Fit Trainer, Peach, Rosalina, Zelda, Sheik, Samus and Zero Suit Samus which are the same character, Jigglypuff and Lucina". Pit spoke on a serious tone.
"… Hmm, true. Ok, but that doesn't mean we can't bash each other... I hope you aren't thinking something... naughty about that...". Palutena said on a funny tone.
"What?, how did you know?". Pit said while backing off.
April's Fool: Dan Hibiki vs Hercule
April's Fool Special: Dan Hibiki vs Hercule
Jontron and Jacques were send to do this episode, because they didn't have anything else to do.
"Jacques, I wonder how much people will take this fight seriously". Jontron joked
"I calculate... an underwhelming ...1%…". Jacques joked.
"More like an outstanding!. Because those will take it seriously. OK, before doing Ness vs Shulk we will show this battle, a battle of two characters that NOBODY CAN TAKE SERIOUSLY!". Jontron yelled on a funny tone.
"They are Joke Characters, characters created to NOT be take seriously... like Magikarp or Squirrel Girl". Jacques said on a serious tone.
"Hercule, from Power Ups... I mean Dragon Ball!". Jontron joked.
"And Dan Hibiki from Spamming Supers... I mean Street Fighter". Jacques joked.
"Jon and Jacques on da house here!. And is our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who will win a Death Battle!". Jontron yelled.
"You can put a complaint on a complain box". Jacques added.
Heracles vs Thor
Heracles vs Thor
Wizard and Boomstick decided to hire MattPat and GanjiGoomba to do this battle, because their knowledge of mythology will give the battle a little more of accuracy.
MattPad enters the room calmly and then starts to speak.
“Hello internet, welcome to Game Theory, Death Battle Edition. GanjinGoomba is with me!”. MattPat narrated on a serious tone.
GanjinGommba enters the room and starts to speak.
“Hi internet, do you want to see an epic battle of epic proportions?!”. GanjinGoomba yelled.
(Insert sound effect of people screaming yeah).
“So, dear theorists. We will find out who of these two heavy hitters from western mythology will win; if you ask why we put a demi-god of the Greek myths against a full god of the Nordic myths, it is because the Nordic gods can die, but the Greek gods can´t die by normal means, only the demi-gods can”. MattPat explained on a funny tone.
“Heracles, the strongest demi-god!”. Goomba yelled.