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Not Goku (DB Evolution) vs Oong (Shyamalan)Not Goku (DB Evolution) vs Oong (Shyamalan)
“Whyyyyyy?, why are we going to do this?”. Boomstick screamed in fear.
“Because these two made of fail adaptations must fight to see who will win, because both characters got the personalities wrong adapted, and these characters are even weaker than their original counterparts”. Wizard said on a sad tone.
“Ok, we can do this, we have the guts and the balls; what´s next: A MLP fight?”. Boomstick screamed in an angry tone.
“I had an idea to do one, but no the fanbase evolved way too much, now retuning, Not Goku, I mean Goku from Dragon Ball Evolution”. Wizad asked on a wise tone.
“And Oong, I mean piece of sh*it, I mean Aang from “What a twist” Shyamalan”. Boomstick said on an ironic tone.
“I am Wix and he is Boomstick, and is our job analyzes their weapons, armors and skills to find out who of these made of fails will win a Death Battle”.
Cue music: Drago
Master Viper vs Rattlesnake JakeMaster Viper vs Rattlesnake Jake.
“Fear of snakes is one of the most common phobias, yet many people have never seen a snake in person. Also they have a really bad reputation in religion and in ancient legends; they have been represented as the symbol of the traitors and nearly as monsters”. Wizard said on a serious tone.
“Well, this time we bring HARDCORE snakes, ten times and above of pure lethality. One is a kung fu master and the other one is a cowboy”. Boomstick said on a funny tone.
“Why it had to be snakes?”. Wizard said on a serious tone.
“Master Viper, the master of snake style Kung Fu”. Boomstick said on a serious tone.
“And Rattlesnake Jake, the cowboy snake”. Wizard said on a serious tone.
“He is Wiz and I am Boomstick”. Boomstick said on a funny tone.
“And is our jobs analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who will win a Death Battle”. Wizard said on a funny tone.
Cue music: H
Kenai vs SimbaSimba vs Kenai.
“Disney is well known for making movies based on animals and creating good plots based on the nature itself; like Bambi, the Fox and The Hound, The Lion King and Brother Bear”. Wizard said on a wise tone.
“This time, we put two characters based on real animals, one is the most overrated feline ever and the other one is the most dangerous bear ever”. Boomstick said on a funny tone.
“Simba, the Lion King”. Wizard said on a wise tone.
“And Kenai, the Brother Bear”. Boomstcick said on a funny tone.
“I am Wizard and he is Boomstick. And is our jobs analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who will win a Death Battle”.
Cue music: Circle of life, Stampede, Final Battle.
First Appearance: The Lion King.
Species: Panthera Leo.
Age: Likely 2 or 3 years old at the end of the first movie, likely 4 or 5 years old at the end of the sequel.
Size: Around 1.7 meters.
Weight: Likely 280 pounds.
Tropers used on my Death Battles.For the lulz.
Episode 1: Eren Jaeger vs Lagiacrus.
The Bad Guy Wins: Lagiacrus is the bad guy in Monster Hunter Tri and he won the fight.
Crowning Moment of Awesome: Eren using his Titan Shift.
An Arm and a Leg: Eren is severed multiple times during the fight.
Attack! Attack! Attack!: Eren´s strategy as a Titan.
Berserk Button: NEVER HURT ARMIN.
Badass: Both of them.
Cool vs Awesome: The entire fight, an european style monster vs a japanese style monster.
Super Drowning Skills: Eren can´t swim, while Lagiacrus inverts this trope.
Super Mode: Eren as a Titan, Lagiacrus on water.
Shock and Awe: Lagiacrus itself.
Attack its weak point: Eren´s neck.
Episode 2: Shadow The Hedgehog vs Metal Sonic.
Super Speed: Duuh.
Speed Blitz: Done multiple times in the fight.
Super Mode: Shadow taking off his limiter rings.
Anti-Antichrist: Shadow was created by Black Doom so as to aid him in conquering Earth. However, Shadow eventually went against said destiny and destroyed Black Doom
You're Not A PoetYou’re not a poet because of strung words
Together on row upon row again
Of blank verse or perhaps liberal rhyme.
‘Slam’ all you want, other poets wonder;
Your ignorance of couplets a blunder?
Yes! I speak harshly, but it’s no gross crime,
To point with honesty failed verse of thine.
No real poet discards upper case words;
Lets prose crawl on paper like listless worms.
You seek to free verse of those stern letters,
Sever away bleak capital fetters,
But it doesn’t sing of great speech sublime,
Rather, it sneaks of writing in spare time.
Wait! before you throw me in the icy Rhine;
It’s hard to put verse together in rhyme,
To make our dull words sound great all the time,
Hear them ring out loud, like a clear clock’s chime,
Heralding a poet’s summer prime.
Yet the sacred muses weep at your crime;
Your pentameter mangled thick like slime,
The subject not gilded in raiment fine;
Your bold ink font, crystal waters divine
Tastes bitter to the ton
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